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PatchCon English Patch v1.0

Brought to you by a nameless fairy from the Touhou Image Boards, a PatchCon…patch!

The patch translates the prologue, ending, extra mode descriptions, and abilities of your troops. Make sure to open the readme included in the pack for installation and contact info for feedback. Credits go to a hacker fairy, Emarrel for image editing, and a translator fairy!

Click the image to start downloading!


  1. john
    February 14th, 2009 | 7:27 pm

    nice thanks!

  2. Nameless Fairy LOL
    February 14th, 2009 | 8:56 pm

    Yay, I got it directly from the thread!

  3. Onsokumaru
    February 15th, 2009 | 9:12 am


  4. February 15th, 2009 | 11:09 am

    Hmm … a patch for PatchCon!

    … would that make it a ConPatch?

  5. jbrennan
    February 15th, 2009 | 9:46 pm

    Is there any way to reduce the screen size of this? I’m using a Lenovo S10, and the screen for the game is bigger than my computer screen, so I can’t play (because I can’t see the “Next” button). Any tips, other than “Get a better computer lol”?

  6. Ruka
    February 15th, 2009 | 10:55 pm

    The screen size has been like that since the original, so there’s not much you can do unless someone makes a mod for it. If you press Alt+Enter, that should at least center the screen.

  7. kkcwkoh
    February 16th, 2009 | 7:46 am


  8. anon
    February 16th, 2009 | 8:30 pm

    @jbrennan as for the next button, just use space bar instead

  9. Hanyuu
    February 20th, 2009 | 5:03 pm

    So…I clicked the .dif, and now other games of mine are running with white squares over them x.x;

  10. Haborym
    February 21st, 2009 | 3:13 am

    Fucken A’ man. I love this game, and this just makes it even better.

  11. Arcenio
    February 21st, 2009 | 12:24 pm

    That’s awesome, yes. too bad everytime I run the patch my game
    A) has graphical glitches
    B) Doesn’t even start

  12. Arcenio
    February 21st, 2009 | 12:40 pm

    NVM, fixed it already 😀

  13. Letty-Whiterock
    March 2nd, 2009 | 5:38 pm

    It’d be fun to play it english, if I could ACTUALLY FIND it.

  14. deadlich
    March 4th, 2009 | 5:57 pm

    nice! thanks!

  15. haniwa_man
    March 7th, 2009 | 6:56 am

    I downloaded the patch, where do I find the game?

  16. bribri
    March 14th, 2009 | 1:30 pm

    you can try

    anyways. tnx for the translations!. wwooo!!

  17. Mercalcu
    August 1st, 2009 | 6:51 pm

    I cant patch, when the patch says: press any button and i press a button the patch closes…-.-

  18. To_Love_Meiling
    August 6th, 2009 | 1:31 pm

    Arcenio, how did you fix your issues? I can’t get this to work with the patch at all. When it’s patched, there is a sound-related error message that shows up a bunch of times, but if I hit okay enough the game finally started. Once started though, the prologue is totally whited out. Then if I click past that, the buttons in the game are whited out. after I start, it’s everything again.

    Without the patch this runs fine. What’s the deal here?

  19. Ryoichi
    August 21st, 2009 | 10:00 pm

    I’m having the same problems as Hanyuu and To_Love_Meiling X_X

    Apparantly, the DAT file created for the english version doesn’t work, it’s saying something about a Direct Sound Buffer error. Please help, if possible. =[

  20. August 29th, 2009 | 3:21 am



  21. BreathDeep
    March 18th, 2010 | 6:46 pm

    I downloaded this game but when i went to play it it doesn’t work right, it opens the game but it closes out i also ran it as admin but it did the same thing, anyone knows whats wrong?, btw tyvm for the game. :)

  22. Nazeo
    June 27th, 2010 | 2:47 pm

    Having problems like Ryochi, Hanyuu and To_Love_Meiling also!

    It tells me: dsound, unable to create temporary sound buffer…

    I tried to fix on on, but no success…

    We need help!

  23. October 26th, 2010 | 1:19 pm

    In it something is. Earlier I thought differently, I thank for the help in this question.

  24. February 1st, 2012 | 1:47 pm

    […] Finally, a post! Once again, it’s been too long. I’ve survived through an onslaught of midterms and other miscellaneous activities and have temporarily reverted back to roaming around the Internet. I was actually looking up information on the latest installment of Touhou (Undefined Fantastic Object) at when I ran into a post that had an English game for a doujin game called PatchCon. […]

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